Sometime this week (or next) is the third anniversary of something that none of us can quite remember and so like everyone else marking spurious occasions our record label is releasing a deluxe “immersive listening experience” box-set of our top 10 UK chart album Glamour In The Grey specially remixed by the ghost of Beatles producer George Martin.
We were completely convinced that this was uniquely the first time that a physical album had EVER been remixed by a non-physical being until somebody mentioned Phil Spector! ‘Sake! 
Anyway, here are the details….
* Ten songs spread over 21 CD’s which includes the original album, a 24:7 surround sound version, the “Ghostly Remix” version, alternate versions of the songs when Findlay was hangry and away searching for food, the original demos of all the songs, the original demos of the demos of all the songs and copies of the original EEG printouts of the brain thoughts of each band member about each song before the demos of the demos of all the songs were made.
* Live recordings of all the songs from all the dates on our last tour each of which come with a unique song mixing software developed by our sound engineer Drew Coleman called “NO, I WON’T TURN THE DRUMS DOWN!!!” ™ and which you can use to customise your own live listening experience.
* Five two song 12″ singles in wearable coloured vinyl which can be moulded into lovely hats by simply leaving them out in the sun.
* A 512 page coffee table book which is packed full with a band bio, photos, lyric sheets, over 500 handy empty pages for taking notes or whatever, AND four attachable/detachable legs.
* PLUS each box-set is available in vegan AND gluten-free options!
We’re delighted to say that this will be available to buy (Patent Pending) for only £499 this Friday* and for every copy sold we will donate £10 towards “Stop The Wrendition” a charity aiming to build the worlds first safe space for wrens of which Nancy Kerr is an enthusiastic patron.
Or, like every other album ever made, you can just buy the bog-standard version if you haven’t got it yet from themagpiearc.com/shop
TMA xx 
(*unless it’s not)
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